[LaneyDoll]

Welcome to the Planet. We have a lot in common. While I do like kittens, I think Crocs are the most VILE invention ever. But, I do like football-well maybe because I place interesting bets on the games

I sometimes feel invisible in the LGBT (although the gay boys seem to love me) but ultimately learned that I often intimidate so I guess that creates a barrier around me that few are willing to see past. It is their loss though.

I am an ultra-femme and a born & bred Southern Belle but amazingly, I am not high maintenance. Yes, I have lots of shoes and make-up etc but like to go out "natural" aka "incognito." If the stars can do it then I can. Oh and like any true Southern Belle, my words are always sweet but my tone can be venom (or vice versa as the situation demands). I am often called "charmingly bitchy."

I am not scared of hippos but I once was a bad mom & lied to my kids that I am scared of monkeys & robots. It was an effort to get out of watching an over abundance of kid movies and that scheme worked. Now they think my fears are funny and I still hate to watch certain kid movies so I allow those "fears" to remain.

All that being said-I hope you enjoy your time here. There is at least one person here who you may have a lot in common with.