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How Do You Identify?: Dear ol butch bones.
Preferred Pronoun?: Old G
Relationship Status: Too old to play.
Join Date: Nov 2009
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Sell your pedestal on Craigslist but compliment her life and bring her up not down.
Keep your "spidey sense" insurance for those wtf moments.
Make love like it is the last time you will ever have the chance.
Keep your finger on the eject lever for at least he first three months.
Try to do your best to bring half (or more than half) to the table.
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