I just totally enjoy femmes that can lie

I prefer sushi to any other edible thing in the world.
Fish are only good when served on a plate.
I am the most non contrary individual you will ever meet and you will love me for it!
I graduated in the bottom 2% of my high school class and have been succeeding at failure ever since.
My real name is Ophelia Wiermirsckirshan and u wonder why people call me Dean!