there was this one time
20 yrs ago I was at a gay club and was used to girls walking up and kissing me. one night im hanging with my bud Rick and this girl comes up and starts kissing me. I start kissing back and next thing I know she has a hold of my tongue and wont let go. im trying to pull my tongue out of her death grip to no avail.She is holding on to my tongue like a life line and her teeth are sharp. So my buddy finally comes over and tries to pull us apart by our foreheads. The girl finally let go... lets just say I was cured of kissing strangers
