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Ciaran · 02-27-2012, 01:02 AM

I don't talk to my pets - I don't have any so if I talked to them it would be a bit wierd I guess.

I do talk to my stuffed Kermit and occasionally grope him too. I don't think that this is too wierd given that, as he cannot answer back, he tends to implicitly share my outlook on life (good) and, as for the groping, we'll at least he doesn't expect me to take him out for a meal before or afterwards so it's cheaper on my wallet.

See, even what may seem wierd at the outset can have a perfectly rational explanation ........

02-27-2012, 01:02 AM	#2
Ciaran Member How Do You Identify?: Altocalciphilic Preferred Pronoun?: Papa Smurf Relationship Status: Curmudgeonous spinster Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: London (but from Belfast) Posts: 678 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 471 Thanked 3,654 Times in 602 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	I don't talk to my pets - I don't have any so if I talked to them it would be a bit wierd I guess. I do talk to my stuffed Kermit and occasionally grope him too. I don't think that this is too wierd given that, as he cannot answer back, he tends to implicitly share my outlook on life (good) and, as for the groping, we'll at least he doesn't expect me to take him out for a meal before or afterwards so it's cheaper on my wallet. See, even what may seem wierd at the outset can have a perfectly rational explanation ........