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Random · 02-28-2012, 10:29 PM

That awkward moment in the book store when you are straighting up from looking at the bottom row of books and realize you are about to loose your skirt because it is trapped between your foot and your clippity clop shoes, and because you made the BRILLIANT decision to go comando on that fine day, you have to make the split second decision to either show the world your candy or fall and you choose to fall and you fall so hard that the impact makes you fart and you just have to sit in the middle of the aisle and laugh and be beet red and try to figure out how to stand up without doing the same thing all over again...

They don't call me grace for nothing...

02-28-2012, 10:29 PM	#140
Random Senior Member How Do You Identify?: femme Relationship Status: Married Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: back in the land of trees and snow Posts: 2,072 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 8,017 Thanked 5,327 Times in 1,378 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	That awkward moment in the book store when you are straighting up from looking at the bottom row of books and realize you are about to loose your skirt because it is trapped between your foot and your clippity clop shoes, and because you made the BRILLIANT decision to go comando on that fine day, you have to make the split second decision to either show the world your candy or fall and you choose to fall and you fall so hard that the impact makes you fart and you just have to sit in the middle of the aisle and laugh and be beet red and try to figure out how to stand up without doing the same thing all over again... They don't call me grace for nothing... __________________ ~Volunteer~ "It gets in your blood"