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How Do You Identify?: Femme/Gentlewoman
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... you go to the grocery store to pick up some milk, but you drop the jug and it splatters all over the floor... then another shopper calls out, as a joke, "Wet clean-up by the dairy case!" and you're so flustered you call out, "I did NOT pee my pants."
Oh God. Oh God. I did this just this morning. Durr. *facepalm*
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