1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
dayem my neck is furry...time for a cut
2. What were you doing at midnight last night?
counting sheep
3. What's a word that you say a lot?
fuuuuuuck
4. What is your current desktop picture?
my kids
5. How old were you the first time you got drunk?
16
6. Which Disney character do you like best?
none of them
7. Can you roll your tounge?
sure can 
8. If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would you choose?
steak
9. What's your favorite song at the moment?
"Are You Happy Now" by Richard Shindell (sp?)
10. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?
cut it. i'm way too messy to risk twirling it.
11. Favorite Alcoholic drink?
wine
12. Any tattoos or piercings?
four tats and ears have some holes...my nose and tongue are no longer pierced.
13. Do you do any kind of drugs?
just my cocktail of tylenol and advil
14. What would you change about yourself?
do you have a minute?
15. Something you envy about the opposite sex?
not.one.thing.
16. Would you ever take someone back if they cheated on you?
nope
17. What would you say about your last ex?
i miss her
18. Biggest turn off?
arrogance
19. Have you ever made a sex tape?
do i have to answer this one? 
20. Worst thing you have ever done to someone?
i wasn't completely honest with my feelings