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genghisfawn · 03-02-2012, 08:56 PM

Know what's great about being alone? I am sitting in my underpants with a big container of hummus. All of that hummus is mine - nobody else wants it or knows it's in my fridge. I could eat it with a spoon and lick the spoon and stick it back in and nobody would care or say ewwww about it.

I also have a cucumber. I just chopped it into... logs. You know. Just cut off chunks of it. No need to make dainty spears. Nobody's watching. You bet your sweet bippy I double-dipped it, too.

Aside from my underwear, I'm in an old Specials t-shirt which I gave to my brother years ago and reinherited, and old rugby slippers. I am truly the unsexiest person in the world, but that was a darn good supper.

03-02-2012, 08:56 PM	#6862
genghisfawn Member How Do You Identify?: Femme/Gentlewoman Preferred Pronoun?: She/her Relationship Status: Happily married 05/17/14 Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Saskatchewan, Canada Posts: 561 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,056 Thanked 2,158 Times in 403 Posts Rep Power: 21474850	Know what's great about being alone? I am sitting in my underpants with a big container of hummus. All of that hummus is mine - nobody else wants it or knows it's in my fridge. I could eat it with a spoon and lick the spoon and stick it back in and nobody would care or say ewwww about it. I also have a cucumber. I just chopped it into... logs. You know. Just cut off chunks of it. No need to make dainty spears. Nobody's watching. You bet your sweet bippy I double-dipped it, too. Aside from my underwear, I'm in an old Specials t-shirt which I gave to my brother years ago and reinherited, and old rugby slippers. I am truly the unsexiest person in the world, but that was a darn good supper.