[Rook]

Yeh, being single does have its major perks....

Don't have to be careful not to 'appreciate' a beautiful lady walkin by...
Don't hafta worry that you're flirting too much for someone's taste....
Don't have to place a bet you're sleeping on the couch for a week or more simply cuz u asked someone out for a beer......
Don't have to worry the Game u wanna watch is gonna be cancelled due to the inevitable Season Finale of 'Desperate Housewives' or 'Law & Order'....
No squabbles over what to eat...or where to eat it....
No worrying about pissing a person off simply cuz well....they're moody....{that time of month, where's the chocolate ?!?!?!}

Bad side of it?
A pillow doesn't quite cuddle back...
It's actually more fun to eat With someone.
Healthy debates on idiotic stuff like 'which Owl is cuter', or 'Why a particular Ferret is overtly aggressive towards one and a total baby with another' (same for cats or dogs)....
Going out alone can be an unpleasant adventure...{this must be a personal thing...I visit some places cuz it's fun to observe, NOT cruising, kthnxbai}
A shower can be far more Interesting with company(hehe).....
A decent excuse to spend 2 fuggin hours shoppin for food.
No need to 'appreciate' whatever/whomever walks by....
Another excuse to spend hours within a Florist shop..heh

Yep, the joys of being QuirkyAlone in Ohio {it's sunny at the moment, btw}