Yeah, I'm bored enough to do this...are you?
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
"The Bible speaks of man and woman as being equally commissioned to have dominion over the earth and to fill it (Gen. 1:26-28) and as being equally made in God's image:"When God created humankind, he made them in the likeness of God."
Well, you ASKED!
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?
The air
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Not hooked up to TV, so maybe a glimpse of curling when I was at my folks' place?
4. Without looking, guess what time it is
10:00
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
10:29
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Parrot noises.
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Two minutes ago. Putting the dogs out in their yard.
8. Did you dream last night?
Yes
9. Do you remember your dreams?
Sometimes.
10. When did you last laugh?
Two minutes ago.
11. Do you remember why / at what?
At the dogs STILL trying to catch that damned squirrel!
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Paint.
13. Seen anything weird lately?
A guy on the golf course in his gum rubber boots.
14. What do you think of this quiz?
So far, so good.
15. What is the last film you saw?
The Smurfs.
16. If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?
Probably right here.
17. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
A new house for myself. I'd leave this one for the animals. They seem to own it anyway!
18. Tell me something about you that most people don't know.
My life is an open book. I seriously couldn't think of anything.
19. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
I'd make mankind less arrogant
20. Do you like to dance?
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21. Would you ever consider living abroad?
I have in the past. No desire to at this stage in my life.
22. Does your name make any interesting anagrams?
SEW. Not-so-much.
23. Who made the last incoming call on your phone?
A friend from Nova Scotia.
24. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer?
No idea.
25. Last time you swam in a pool?
Last summer
26. Are you listening to music right now?
Birds singing.
27. What color is your bedroom carpet?
Wood floor.
28. If you could change something about your home, without worry about expense or mess, what would you do?
I'd burn it. And yes - that would make a mess.
29. Do you have a garden?
Yes - if I dare call it that.
30. Do you really know all the words to your national anthem?
"Oh Canada. Eh?"
31. What is the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning?
Why do those damned dogs have to pee so early?
32. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?
Hammacher Schelemer
33. What time is bed time?
Around midnight
34. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?
Pul-LEEZE!
35. What did you do for your last birthday?
Spent it with my Sweetie. Who cares what we did?
36. Do you carry a donor card?
Hmmmm. I don't think so since they changed to plastic driver's permits. But I won't be eligible to donate for another two years. Thanks for reminding me.
37. Is the glass half empty or half full?
Right now there's just a little left in the bottom. Time to make another
38. What's the farthest-away place you've been?
California
39. When's the last time you ate a homegrown tomato?
September?
40. Have you ever won a trophy?
Yes.
41. What's under your bed?
Oh. I'm afraid to go there!
42. Think fast, what do you like right now?
The sunny day that's shaping up.
43. Where were you on Valentine's day?
Here.
44. What time do you get up?
8:00 or so.
45. How many keys on your key ring?
That I use? Two.
46. Where would you retire to?
My fantasy? Key West part-time. Here for the summer.
47. What kind of books do you like to read?
Suspense, books about my pastimes.
48. How far away from your birthplace do you live now?
One province over.
49. Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
50. Can you close your eyes and raise your eyebrows?
Yeth.
