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Old 03-19-2012, 06:28 AM   #11
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Sunday morning, it's gorgeous out, you're on your way into the city and have an hour commute. You got the highway all to yourself at a decent hour in the morning. Not too much traffic and you're cruising along craving some old tunes, so you switch your IPOD to Starship's "Find Your Way Back". Imagining yourself on stage first playing the drums, then you move on to lead guitar. Yeah baby, crank it up. Wind blowing through your hair, adjusting your sunglasses, a little head boppin'..And all of a sudden, you see flashing blue lights out of nowhere right up to your back bumper.

Oh shit...The "rock star" suddenly becomes the "law breaker". I shut the stereo and take off my sunglasses and pull over.

State Trooper: "Do you know you were going 86 in a 65 mph!!!?"

Me: "No sir"

State Trooper: "License and Registration!"

Me: (Voice in my head) "Fuck, fuck, fuckity fuck!"
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