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How Do You Identify?: Cranky Old Poop
Preferred Pronoun?: Mr. Beast
Relationship Status: Married
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Central Texas
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1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
"There are three reasons to file a ULP charge even though the NLRB may defer it to the grievance process:"
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?
My new laser printer.
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
The movie, "Amistad"
4. Without looking, guess what time it is
4:30 PM
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
4:34 PM
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
A youtube playlist of soundtrack music
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Putting my windchimes back up on the back patio.
8. Did you dream last night?
Yes, but I never remember what.
9. Do you remember your dreams?
Sometimes.
10. When did you last laugh?
About 10 minutes ago.
11. Do you remember why / at what?
Ivan is sitting on Myra's head again.
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
A vintage Women Marines recruiting poster and a wall of my certificates, diplomas and awards.
13. Seen anything weird lately?
See #11.
14. What do you think of this quiz?
I must be really bored, but it's a great diversion.
15. What is the last film you saw?
Amistad
16. If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?
This is easy.......Boston.
17. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
I'd buy Apple stock.
18. Tell me something about you that most people don't know.
I detest management and have a pretty bad authority problem.
19. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
I would initiate a "population exchange" program so that the citizenry of various countries of the world could live with, visit and get to know other ordinary citizens of other countries. I think we'd realize how much in common we all have and there would be no more wars.
20. Do you like to dance?
Oh hell, I have no rhythm and my knees don't work anymore, so no.
21. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Of course!!! I'd move to Ireland or New Zealand, I think.
22. Does your name make any interesting anagrams?
Yep, the airport code for Atlanta, GA.
23. Who made the last incoming call on your phone?
My pest control company, calling to schedule my monthly spraying.
24. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer?
Software and drivers for my new laser printer.
25. Last time you swam in a pool?
It's been many years ago.
26. Are you listening to music right now?
Of course. I'm always listening to music.
27. What color is your bedroom carpet?
Tan/light brown
28. If you could change something about your home, without worry about expense or mess, what would you do?
I would (and am planning to) install a walk in tub.
29. Do you have a garden?
No.
30. Do you really know all the words to your national anthem?
Yes, I do.
31. What is the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning?
Gotta pee, gotta pee, gotta pee!!!
32. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?
I would never, ever choose to max out my credit cards.
33. What time is bed time?
On work nights, it's 9 PM. On days off, it's usually between 10:30 and 11 PM.
34. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?
AHA HAHAHAHAHAAH.......No. 
35. What did you do for your last birthday?
Went out for a nice dinner with my Mother, Pop, sister and niece.
36. Do you carry a donor card?
Yes.
37. Is the glass half empty or half full?
Half full, usually.
38. What's the farthest-away place you've been?
Europe (the continent)
39. When's the last time you ate a homegrown tomato?
Last summer.
40. Have you ever won a trophy?
Yes.
41. What's under your bed?
Nothing.
42. Think fast, what do you like right now?
The smell of home made spaghetti sauce cooking.
43. Where were you on Valentine's day?
I think I worked it, per usual.
44. What time do you get up?
On work days, 0440. On days off, around 7 AM.
45. How many keys on your key ring?
About 7 or 8.
46. Where would you retire to?
Someplace cooler than Vegas.
47. What kind of books do you like to read?
Classics, historical fiction and non-fiction, financial/business, self improvement
48. How far away from your birthplace do you live now?
About 2000 miles.
49. Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
Nope.
50. Can you close your eyes and raise your eyebrows?
Yes.
51. What time is it now?
5:02 PM
~Theo~
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