What name do you go by?
Why? Who's asking? 
How old are you?
37
Where were you born?
Mississippi
What is your greatest fear?
Eh, I don't have one huge fear. I don't like pain or needles or heights. That's about it.
What is your earliest memory?
I was standing in the crib in the living area of the trailer and my mom was making dinner, I think. She had a can of string beans in her hand.
What is your most embarrassing moment?
Ohhhhh, no. No one's blackmailing ME.
What would your super power be?
To have any super power I wanted at any time.
What do you most dislike about your appearance?
Most? Um, let's go with: skin.
What would your fancy dress costume of choice be?
Tink!
Who would play you in the film of your life?
Bjork.
What is your most unappealing habit?
Impatience. Oh, wait. You said habit, not flaw. Um, tapping on things like my teeth or the table or the wall.
What is your favorite book?
Auntie Mame. It's my favorite movie too.
What does love feel like?
At first, it feels like when you've been caught by surprise and you get that little catch in your throat, but then it morphs into a sweet kind of comfort. Well, if it's good, anyway. Bad love hurts.
What's the worst job you've ever done?
Hands down, donut flipper.
What has been your biggest disappointment?
How? Life? In general? I guess me. I expected I'd be in a different place than I am by now.
When did you last cry and why?
March 14. I said goodbye.
What is the closest you've come to death?
I swear I sat next to him on a flight once.
As far as the usual goes, I had whooping cough when I was five and nearly died a couple of times. Vomitting up one's blood supply is not fun.
How would you like to be remembered?
Fondly!
What is the most important lesson life has taught you?
That nothing's for certain.