[Alurra]

1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

2. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How in the world are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

7. Bad decisions make good stories.

8. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

9. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

10. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

11. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

12. Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the heck was going on when I first saw it.

13. I would rather try to carry 10 over-loaded plastic bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.

14. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?

15. There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.

16. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.

Have a fun week everybody!
(And wash the pants every now and then anyway.)