My sister and I had a Barbie that we decided was just too ugly (after abuse with scissors and markers) to wear clothes. Her swivel neck thingy was broken, so we had to squish her head down, making her chin rest on her chest so her head wouldn't fall off. She had a very special name, No Neck Nudie No Butt Booty (Barbies, in our opinion, have no junk in their trunk).
Laying on top bunk of the bunk bed with my sister, heads hanging over the edge, spitting on the Neil Diamond album as it spun on the record player and giggling. Gross, but still makes me laugh, because we were giggling so much knowing how appalled our mom (a huge Neil Diamond fan, and prissy lady) would be.
The concert I held on a speed bump for my friends, neighbors and family. I was 7. More than 20 people came to watch me dance on the speed bump (for some reason I thought this was a stage), and sing Shaun Cassidy songs.
Give me three things you remember doing as a child that were mean.
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