[Quintease]

As someone who genuinely was put in that position, this turned out to be the road I was least likely to go down. The reason being is that anything you write on the petition, is then sent to your ex for her to sign... Obviously things were bad enough without me sending her a list of all the things I hated about her.

In my research into divorce I discovered that having an affair isn't considered an unreasonable enough behaviour for gay divorce. You instead have to prove that his/her affair made the relationship untenable (not that my ex marital partner had an affair).

Unreasonable behaviour divorces are now called 'quickie divorces' in the media as regardless of how badly your ex behaved, you still need their consent to end the marriage.

I have no idea what my fictitious spouse would do to upset me, probably make the pets live outside and eat McDonalds in my presence.