I don't have the energy to post in legalese...but here's a few.
She refused to discontinue turning the can labels toward the front of the cupboard, and arranging them by contents and date of purchase.
She would not drink my Folgers. She insists on expensive coffee.
When her mother calls, she does not pay attention to me. My head would have to be on fire, or I would have to lose at least a pint of blood before she would allow me to interrupt their conversation.
She randomly does crazy dances, raps, sings, and invents nonsensical songs about her furkids. This behavior accelerates to a fever pitch, but only when I am cranky for no apparent or explainable reason.
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