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gaea · 04-13-2012, 05:45 PM

when you have an email conversation with your best friend and it goes like this
(I was given permission to share this little exchange, my bf is not of this site.)

Her…OMG! I HAD TO FART HELLA BAD AND TRIED TO HOLD IT IN AND MAKE IT BACK TO MY DESK. DIDN'T HAPPEN. I TOOTED ALL
THE WAY BACK TO MY DESK HELLA LOUD. I AM GOING TO DIE OF EMBARRASSMENT.

Me—lol

Her-- THIS IS NOT FUNNY. IT JUST CAME ON. I HAVE GAS FROM HELL. MAYBE LUNCH. NOT EATING NUTRISYSTEM FOOD??
IDK. BUT I WANT TO GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE I STINK UP THE WHOLE PLACE. I AM BURPING TOO.

Me- I CANT HELP IN IM BOUT TO CRY FROM SILENT LAUGHTER… POOR THING… Go potty honey

Her- there is a cloud surrounding my desk. i have a spray bottle for the bad ones but ppl are not stupid
they know i am sitting her farting my ass off. I can't help it. they are escaping. i went to the pharmacy
and bought some medicine but i will be gone before it starts to work. i only have a few minutes left.
i hope you have a good laugh to. I will when
I get home. but for now i will settle for no more loud ones. hahaha

you know your getting older when these kinds of exchanges are suddenly very normal...

I cant help if ive brought myself to tears with laughter...poor thing..

I hope only for a little laughter and no tot have offended anyone..

04-13-2012, 05:45 PM	#446
gaea Senior Member How Do You Identify?: femme Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: west coast Posts: 3,910 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 18,630 Thanked 14,363 Times in 3,381 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	when you have an email conversation with your best friend and it goes like this (I was given permission to share this little exchange, my bf is not of this site.) Her…OMG! I HAD TO FART HELLA BAD AND TRIED TO HOLD IT IN AND MAKE IT BACK TO MY DESK. DIDN'T HAPPEN. I TOOTED ALL THE WAY BACK TO MY DESK HELLA LOUD. I AM GOING TO DIE OF EMBARRASSMENT. Me—lol Her-- THIS IS NOT FUNNY. IT JUST CAME ON. I HAVE GAS FROM HELL. MAYBE LUNCH. NOT EATING NUTRISYSTEM FOOD?? IDK. BUT I WANT TO GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE I STINK UP THE WHOLE PLACE. I AM BURPING TOO. Me- I CANT HELP IN IM BOUT TO CRY FROM SILENT LAUGHTER… POOR THING… Go potty honey Her- there is a cloud surrounding my desk. i have a spray bottle for the bad ones but ppl are not stupid they know i am sitting her farting my ass off. I can't help it. they are escaping. i went to the pharmacy and bought some medicine but i will be gone before it starts to work. i only have a few minutes left. i hope you have a good laugh to. I will when I get home. but for now i will settle for no more loud ones. hahaha you know your getting older when these kinds of exchanges are suddenly very normal... I cant help if ive brought myself to tears with laughter...poor thing.. I hope only for a little laughter and no tot have offended anyone.. __________________ Gaea "Building a lifetime together one day at a time" Courage: the willingness to risk who you are for who you want to be and what you have for what you want You're not who your past says you are, you are who you choose to be today moving forward.