Sometimes you just want to go off!
Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like (Deleted by Mod), my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on (Deleted by Mod) Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, (Deleted by Mod), bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?
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"Until one has loved an animal, a part of one's soul remains unawake."
~ Anatole France
Last edited by Gentle Tiger; 04-24-2012 at 08:11 AM.
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