LOL...love this!
Okay, here is my couch (and no, this is a pic from a website....my own house is not that tidy).....
Now, imagine it covered with a sprawling teenage boy with dirty feet, 2 dogs and lots of loose dog hair, a few extra pillows, maybe a cat....and a lizard underneath that we can't persuade to move.
Yep, that's my couch!