Yes ma'am I am a cheap bastard & me Mum is quite proud (most of the time)
I am such a Cheap Bastard that I......
* have not paid for a hair cut in over 15 years
* consider dumpster diving "alley shopping"
*wring out the wine bottle
*reroll my cigerette butts & other peoples (on occasion)
*wait untill after Valentines Day is over to buy my girl a box of chocolates..........fortunately for me she approves
*can't top the first post of wax thru cheese cloth, but let me think a while!!!!