Be glad when 5:00 p.m. is here. I think I have experienced the clumsiest day of my life.
I poured 7-UP in my shoe and on the base of my khakis at lunch. Soaked my socks and had to put on a fresh pair. Shot a squirt of that germ killer hand lotion on the other trouser leg around 2:00. Just a little while ago, I dropped a clump of peanut butter into my keyboard.