Being out sick today I wanted to put an out of office on my Outlook for work sorta like this:
Today, I am sick. Take a deep breath. CALM THE FUCK DOWN PEOPLE. You will survive and the earth will keep moving, and not fall into an apocalypse if I do not respond to your email today. If you're lucky, you'll hear from me when I want to get back with you. Laters.
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Beauty is quite different from charm, beauty is what you notice in a woman, charm is when a woman notices you.
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