[Hollylane]

Originally Posted by SoNotHer

Morning Love Song

"Bitch,
I know you
didn't forget
to put some
Jim Beam
in my coffee!"
a coffee mug shatters
and coffee splatters
down the snarled lip
of black velvet Elvis.

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Variation on William Carlos Williams

This is just to say
I've eaten everything
in the icebox
(belch)

Oh jeez....These are effing hysterical....

Originally Posted by Truly Scrumptious

Variation on the variation

This is just to say
You wouldn’t have known
How sweet or how cold
Those plums were
Had you not eaten them
Plus you finished all the milk
So no Cheerios instead
Forgive you, seriously?

Ha ha ha!