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Senior Member
How Do You Identify?:
With my drivers Lic.
Preferred Pronoun?:
Gentleman.. Depends on the Situation.
Relationship Status:
Last Rodeo, what a ride, many sunrises & sunsets to be had...
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: where a realtor had me sign the dotted line
Posts: 1,901
Thanks: 6,466
Thanked 5,457 Times in 1,450 Posts
Rep Power: 21474853
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People call at 9 PM and ask, "Did I wake you?
You come to the conclusion that your worst enemy is gravity
You wake up, looking like your driver's license picture.
You sing along with the elevator music
You talk about "good grass" and you're referring to someone's lawn.
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