A friend sent me a care package in the mail. There was bubble gum, barrettes, Girl Scout cookies, a gift card to Barnes and Noble and a card that said,
"Dear A---,
Sorry things are hard right now. Clearly, your life sucks. On the bright side, I plan to hit on you the moment you've been single for 6 months. Wanted you to know so you could plan your rejection speech. Be gentle. Love Jak"
(Hy's joking but I did smile and the cookies are good.)
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