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Preferred Pronoun?: Boys will be boys
Relationship Status: Married
Join Date: May 2012
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Married to the Little Old Lady From Pasadena
From The Wolf Den -
Wolf; "You want to good news or the bad news?"
Andi; "Bad"
Wolf ; "You apparently are on a *fast-track to get a speeding ticket in every state of the nation. Congratulations."
Andi; "I didn't get a speeding ticket!"
Wolf; "According to the paradise vacation destination state of Iowa you did."
Andi; "I didn't get pulled over."
Wolf; "They didn't need to. They have a speeding camera and took a picture."
Andi; "Those bastards!"
*Andi (my wife) is a travelling nurse with a lead foot. This isn't the first speeding ticket she's gotten this way.
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