Pink Confection
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So tonight phone rings and it's the cemetary dude from my father's funeral.
He has called before becausee he wants to sell me a funeral plot. Like where I want to spend fucking eternity is right there next to E (my dad).
But tonight I stare at the phone ringing, then check the voice mail....
"it's Rocky, call me"
So I imediately begin the "he's not really dead, they are calling to tell me" meltdown. Visualizing dug up graves....yes, I know he was cremated. I've had my medicine now.
Poor Cynthia, she is so longsuffering!
I feel like such a freak...one phone call and I am tumbling through space.
Sigh.
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