[laruss]

The Single Butch-Femme Compatibility Questionnaire

QUESTIONNAIRE

PART I - General Info

Real Name (first only): Larissa

Age: 44

Astrological Sign: Capricorn

Birth Date: (day only - not year): January 6

Location: Edmonton, Alberta, Canada

Height: 5' 4"

Eye Color: Hazel

Hair Color: Dark Brown, with highlights

Piercings - how many & where: ears, but I never wear earrings anymore

Tattoos - how many & where: 4, 1 on my inside right ankle, 1 on my outside right ankle, 1 on my chest and 1 on my ass.

Cat person or dog person: Cat

Job: Artist, writer, educator

What do you like about your job?: the creativity, setting my own hours and working for myself

What do you loathe about your job?: My boss, oh wait don't tell her that she's mean

Favorite books / authors: I love reading, but I have read the Clan of the Cave Bear series and the Outlander series repeatedly

Favorite bands/musicians: Classic Rock, no favorite band ok maybe the Eagles or Steve Miller

Favorite movies: For some weird reason 'Grosse Pointe Blank' is one of my all time favorites, but typically I like action movies.

Favorite websites: FB and BFP

Favorite TV shows: Big Bang Theory

Chocolate, Vanilla, or ALL the flavors? Boring, I like any unboring flavours. So I guess my answer would be all.

A silly thing you do when no one is watching: Talk to myself, oh wait people have been around for that.

What is your pet peeve: Stupid people

Favorite curse word: Fuck or jesus fuck

Favorite magazine: Psychology Today, but I don't read magazines unless I am traveling

Do you like to dance? Absolutely

If you could change a law which would it be? That I could tie my horse up to the lamp post instead of the hitching post; I can park my horse anywhere I damn well please. Oh wait, I don't have a horse. Ok, we have gay marriage in Canada so I can't give the standard answer. Umm, I pass.

Do you collect anything? Art

Your idea of a good meal: I love fine dining, but one of my all time favorite foods is hot dogs, especially from a street vendor

If you could be invisible, where would you go, what would you do and
what would you want to see? Ohhh, the trouble I could get into. Too many to note here.

Introvert or extrovert: Depends, I would say extrovert except in some instances. Ok, no... Extrovert!!

Dream profession: Art therapist

What are your Hobbies: Painting, reading, going to live theatre, motorcycle riding and trying new things. I like to have fun.

Do you have Phobias, what are they?: Guns, but I am going to face that fear tomorrow and go to the shooting range. I am terrified, I didn't even let my kids have water guns when they were little. Ok, I can do it. I will be fine... just breathe. Ok, I'm good now.

Do you believe in past lives? If yes, do you have any thoughts on
yours? Yes, wow the stories I could tell you... oh wait now you think I'm a freak. Too bad, I strongly believe that you keep coming back until you learn the lessons you need to learn.

What do you get complemented on most often? My creativity, my hair and how sexy I am. Really people tell me that all the time, you would have to see me to understand why I shake my head and think people are crazy. Sexy, pffft, what do they know about sexy? Obviously nothing!

What frustrates you most often about your body, ruling out weight as
an acceptable answer? My weak hands, if I drop my motorbike one more time I will scream. Oh, actually I have screamed. Damn heavy bikes.

Describe your religious / spiritual beliefs, if any: Just Spiritual, I believe in live and let live and Karma. Karma looks after me.

Do you generally feel understood? Nope

Biggest concern about aging: Living pain free and mobility

What were you like in high school? A bitch


PART II: Love/Sexuality

Sexual orientation: Lesbian

Current relationship status: Single

What you look for in a partner: Honesty, sense of humour, able to communicate, fun, passionate, likes to live life

Monogamy or polyamory: Both work for me. But polyamory is tricky so it has to be with the right people.

Who would you have in your arms right now if it could be anybody in
the world? My favorite lady... you know who you are. Thanks for the wonderful weekend, are you sure I can't convince you to move with me??

Have you ever had a long-distance relationship? Yes

Have you ever had a successful long-term relationship with someone
you met online? Yes

Age when you had your first kiss: Grade 5, so what is that 9ish?

Describe your last kiss: A birthday kiss for a friend, wait don't tell my favorite girl, I told her nothing happened.

What are you most physically attracted to in women?: Their brains, sense of humour and life living skills

What trait in a woman turns you off?: Needyness, clinging, not giving me room to breathe



PART III: SEX

The last person who saw you naked: My favorite lady that I spent the weekend with in the mountains.

What are you self-conscious about naked? Nothing really, my weight sometimes

When making love, making out, or just fucking etc. do you like the
lights on or off? Either, I love candle light or dim light though, it seems more romantic

Three things a person has done to you in a making out or sexual
situation that really turned you on: listened, paid attention, shared energy

Three things a person has done to you in a making out or sexual
situation that turned you off: Climbed all over me, not let me come up for air (even on the receiving end), wouldn't take no for an answer

Have you ever taken naked pics / videos of yourself? Yes, well I didn't take them, but they have been taken

Do you have any Fetishes: Yes

Name your fetishes: Now we are getting a bit personal

Leather - yes or no?: eh, not really

BDSM - yes or no?: Yes please

Have you ever had a one-night stand? Yes

How often do you masturbate? Does daily make me sound like a sex fiend? Oh good, cause I am