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imperfect_cupcake · 05-31-2012, 11:44 AM

QUESTIONNAIRE

PART I - General Info

Real Name (first only): Barb/Babs

Age: 42

Astrological Sign: Bullocks!

Birth Date: (day only - not year): June 28th

Location: On your lap, sailor. No? Oxford, UK.

Height: 5'7"

Eye Color: Scary glowing red with green rings OR pale blue.

Hair Color: fuck knows. It's bleach blonde though.

Tattoos - how many & where: one on leg that looks great in fishnets with heels, back piece half finished.

Cat person or dog person: I eat both.

Job: I talk to wankers on the web and occasionally kick men in the nads. However, I'm studying at masters level for remedial massage (meaning, for injury or illness).

What do you like about your job?: That is has taught me better boundaries than years of therapy. It has really taught me some serious rules about people. It has made me far stronger and independant and I am able to put my foot down very firmly about things much harder and firmer with things than I used to. Thank god.

What do you loathe about your job?: infantile! they need their hand held for everything. Fuck they are needy.

Favorite books / authors: I can't read.

Favorite bands/musicians: Tom waits, disco, funk, soul, some opera, some classical, some 50's - 70's rock, punk roooooock and alternative.

Favorite movies: beautiful boxer... mostly foreign. I love danish crime/thriller (Nordic Noir!), japanese thriller/horror, brit crime film, brit and aussie comedy.

Favorite websites: no. NO NO NO.

Favorite TV shows: QI, Have I got News For You, Nighty Night, Pheonix Club, Green Wing, Nevermind the Buzzcocks, Peep Show... it's all english stuff, ya'll won't get it for 5 years...

Chocolate, Vanilla, or ALL the flavors?
Caramel. mmmm.

A silly thing you do when no one is watching: I'm never silly.

What is your pet peeve: what, all of them??

Favorite curse word: holymarymotherofgodfellatingchristonthecross

Favorite magazine: new scientist, red, interior design magazines

A culture that intrigues you: Thai, Balanese because they are so culture proud and able to keep theirs intact while also commodifying it for tourists.

Do you like to dance? yep. I love it. I used to take lots of different kind but love belly dance and 60's style most of all

If you could change a law which would it be? That I could shoot people in the kneecap.

Do you collect anything? exes?

If you could travel back in time, which year would you visit, and
why? - only briefly. the 1700s. For the dresses.

Would you ever have plastic surgery? I have had.

Your idea of a good meal: Sushi, pic nic, somewhere new and interesting and very devoid of people

Introvert or extrovert: and extroverted introvert, for sure.

Dream profession: Radio blather. I love the sound of my own voice.

What are your Hobbies: Professor baiting, student harrying,

Do you have Phobias, what are they?: wasps. heights.

What do you get complemented on most often? My tits. Then my eyes. then my smile. Then told how sweet I am. Then told how difficult I am.

What frustrates you most often about your body, ruling out weight as
an acceptable answer? My ass. My tits. my hair.

Describe your religious / spiritual beliefs, if any: Agnostic atheist. I do respect many, and I used to be wicca and later I was being schooled in lukumi. But these days... no. Philosophy? yes. spiritual? No.

Do you generally feel understood? By some. but few and far between.

Would you sacrifice your life if you could save the lives of ten
thousand others? No. I couldn't take my own life. Not for any reason. I just couldn't. I think my survival instinct is just too strong.

Biggest concern about aging: My kidneys and my pension (I don't have one)

What were you like in high school? a fucker. I was a punk rock girls with lost of boyfriends and a couple girlfriends

Is the idea of marriage appealing to you? Yes. I loved being married.

Issues that you feel most passionate about: medical ethics, personal ethics, feminism.

The person whose opinion matters the most to you: My (soon to be) ex wife's. My father's.

PART II: Love/Sexuality

Sexual orientation: lezzo lez from lezzytown.

How do you identify yourself (if you use and identity): femme. lez.

Current relationship status: married but seperated. divorce coming.

What you look for in a partner: jesus really? Humour - someone who can take the piss and is fine with me yelling "Shut the fuck up!" and yelling back "no, you shut up!" and it just deteriorates from there into big grins and shoving and possibly sex.
Kindness. Gentleness. Protective in a *gentle* way. I'll admit I like a slight bit of paternalness. but not in a "I'm the Daddy" overt way. that would make me pee on their shoe.
Spontaneity. Love of travel. Curiosity, experemental and open mind. Direct. very open.

The "type" of person you tend to attract: *eyeball roll* gobby, loud, hilarious, ballsy types, that take the piss till I swat them upside the head. The kind that like to make girls huffy and requires endless patience. Usually with a past addiction problem. Lately it's been mostly Never ID'd as butch before OMG is THAT what that feels like HOLY SHIT ooooooooohhhhhh that's what I am But I'm Still Not Using The Label.

Number of times you've been in love: you know, I don't really like this question. there's Big Love and little in love. I've been little in love lots. Big in Love 4 times: 18, 27, 33 and the biggest, 38.

What surprised you most the first time you fell in love? How all consuming it was.

Monogamy or polyamory: I used to be non-monog. Now I can't be arsed anymore. I'm non-monog until a commitment is made.

Have you ever had a long-distance relationship? God. too many. I had them for 12 years when I first came out. I don't do it anymore.

Have you ever had a successful long-term relationship with someone
you met online? Yes, one.

Age when you had your first kiss: too young to remember.

What are you most physically attracted to in women?: humour, arms, hands, the way they move, or act towards me, skill in bed lol

What trait in a woman turns you off?: sexist fuckery. instant turn off.

PART III: SEX

The last person who saw you naked: you mean sexually?? cause lots of people see me naked I'm not really all that fussed about wandering around with my ass out.

What are you self-conscious about naked? my ass.

When making love, making out, or just fucking etc. do you like the
lights on or off?
some light is useful. I like to see the dirty stuff going on.

Three things a person has done to you in a making out or sexual
situation that really turned you on:
The way one person used to just very gently take charge, wrap her arm around my back, put all of her weight on me and just go... and keep going till I was a complete mess.

Three things a person has done to you in a making out or sexual
situation that turned you off:
moving too fast, go at me too hard, said really piggish things to me about my work

Have you ever taken naked pics / videos of yourself?
yep, for work. not for personal stuff. I've had people take it but I've become far too embrassed and made them erase it.

Do you have any Fetishes:
not really.

Leather - yes or no?: Don't care but a leather jacket and chaps are nice.

BDSM - yes or no?: ohhhhh... it's my joooooooooooOOOOOOB! so, not really. I like dirty and kinky with some dirty laughing smacking around a bit, some bondage, wrestling for control in bed a bit. fun relaxed stuff. Nothing formal, nothing contrived.

Have you ever had a one-night stand? yep, a few.

How often do you masturbate? oh, almost daily. sometimes twice a day. depends on how FRUSTRATED I am.

Are you trimmed, shaved, or completely natural?
Brazilian. waxed.

05-31-2012, 11:44 AM	#3
imperfect_cupcake Senior Member How Do You Identify?: feminine dolly dyke Preferred Pronoun?: Your Grace Relationship Status: I put my own care first Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: In a gauze of mystery Posts: 1,776 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,426 Thanked 9,712 Times in 1,611 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	QUESTIONNAIRE PART I - General Info Real Name (first only): Barb/Babs Age: 42 Astrological Sign: Bullocks! Birth Date: (day only - not year): June 28th Location: On your lap, sailor. No? Oxford, UK. Height: 5'7" Eye Color: Scary glowing red with green rings OR pale blue. Hair Color: fuck knows. It's bleach blonde though. Tattoos - how many & where: one on leg that looks great in fishnets with heels, back piece half finished. Cat person or dog person: I eat both. Job: I talk to wankers on the web and occasionally kick men in the nads. However, I'm studying at masters level for remedial massage (meaning, for injury or illness). What do you like about your job?: That is has taught me better boundaries than years of therapy. It has really taught me some serious rules about people. It has made me far stronger and independant and I am able to put my foot down very firmly about things much harder and firmer with things than I used to. Thank god. What do you loathe about your job?: infantile! they need their hand held for everything. Fuck they are needy. Favorite books / authors: I can't read. Favorite bands/musicians: Tom waits, disco, funk, soul, some opera, some classical, some 50's - 70's rock, punk roooooock and alternative. Favorite movies: beautiful boxer... mostly foreign. I love danish crime/thriller (Nordic Noir!), japanese thriller/horror, brit crime film, brit and aussie comedy. Favorite websites: no. NO NO NO. Favorite TV shows: QI, Have I got News For You, Nighty Night, Pheonix Club, Green Wing, Nevermind the Buzzcocks, Peep Show... it's all english stuff, ya'll won't get it for 5 years... Chocolate, Vanilla, or ALL the flavors? Caramel. mmmm. A silly thing you do when no one is watching: I'm never silly. What is your pet peeve: what, all of them?? Favorite curse word: holymarymotherofgodfellatingchristonthecross Favorite magazine: new scientist, red, interior design magazines A culture that intrigues you: Thai, Balanese because they are so culture proud and able to keep theirs intact while also commodifying it for tourists. Do you like to dance? yep. I love it. I used to take lots of different kind but love belly dance and 60's style most of all If you could change a law which would it be? That I could shoot people in the kneecap. Do you collect anything? exes? If you could travel back in time, which year would you visit, and why? - only briefly. the 1700s. For the dresses. Would you ever have plastic surgery? I have had. Your idea of a good meal: Sushi, pic nic, somewhere new and interesting and very devoid of people Introvert or extrovert: and extroverted introvert, for sure. Dream profession: Radio blather. I love the sound of my own voice. What are your Hobbies: Professor baiting, student harrying, Do you have Phobias, what are they?: wasps. heights. What do you get complemented on most often? My tits. Then my eyes. then my smile. Then told how sweet I am. Then told how difficult I am. What frustrates you most often about your body, ruling out weight as an acceptable answer? My ass. My tits. my hair. Describe your religious / spiritual beliefs, if any: Agnostic atheist. I do respect many, and I used to be wicca and later I was being schooled in lukumi. But these days... no. Philosophy? yes. spiritual? No. Do you generally feel understood? By some. but few and far between. Would you sacrifice your life if you could save the lives of ten thousand others? No. I couldn't take my own life. Not for any reason. I just couldn't. I think my survival instinct is just too strong. Biggest concern about aging: My kidneys and my pension (I don't have one) What were you like in high school? a fucker. I was a punk rock girls with lost of boyfriends and a couple girlfriends Is the idea of marriage appealing to you? Yes. I loved being married. Issues that you feel most passionate about: medical ethics, personal ethics, feminism. The person whose opinion matters the most to you: My (soon to be) ex wife's. My father's. PART II: Love/Sexuality Sexual orientation: lezzo lez from lezzytown. How do you identify yourself (if you use and identity): femme. lez. Current relationship status: married but seperated. divorce coming. What you look for in a partner: jesus really? Humour - someone who can take the piss and is fine with me yelling "Shut the fuck up!" and yelling back "no, you shut up!" and it just deteriorates from there into big grins and shoving and possibly sex. Kindness. Gentleness. Protective in a gentle way. I'll admit I like a slight bit of paternalness. but not in a "I'm the Daddy" overt way. that would make me pee on their shoe. Spontaneity. Love of travel. Curiosity, experemental and open mind. Direct. very open. The "type" of person you tend to attract: eyeball roll gobby, loud, hilarious, ballsy types, that take the piss till I swat them upside the head. The kind that like to make girls huffy and requires endless patience. Usually with a past addiction problem. Lately it's been mostly Never ID'd as butch before OMG is THAT what that feels like HOLY SHIT ooooooooohhhhhh that's what I am But I'm Still Not Using The Label. Number of times you've been in love: you know, I don't really like this question. there's Big Love and little in love. I've been little in love lots. Big in Love 4 times: 18, 27, 33 and the biggest, 38. What surprised you most the first time you fell in love? How all consuming it was. Monogamy or polyamory: I used to be non-monog. Now I can't be arsed anymore. I'm non-monog until a commitment is made. Have you ever had a long-distance relationship? God. too many. I had them for 12 years when I first came out. I don't do it anymore. Have you ever had a successful long-term relationship with someone you met online? Yes, one. Age when you had your first kiss: too young to remember. What are you most physically attracted to in women?: humour, arms, hands, the way they move, or act towards me, skill in bed lol What trait in a woman turns you off?: sexist fuckery. instant turn off. PART III: SEX The last person who saw you naked: you mean sexually?? cause lots of people see me naked I'm not really all that fussed about wandering around with my ass out. What are you self-conscious about naked? my ass. When making love, making out, or just fucking etc. do you like the lights on or off? some light is useful. I like to see the dirty stuff going on. Three things a person has done to you in a making out or sexual situation that really turned you on: The way one person used to just very gently take charge, wrap her arm around my back, put all of her weight on me and just go... and keep going till I was a complete mess. Three things a person has done to you in a making out or sexual situation that turned you off: moving too fast, go at me too hard, said really piggish things to me about my work Have you ever taken naked pics / videos of yourself? yep, for work. not for personal stuff. I've had people take it but I've become far too embrassed and made them erase it. Do you have any Fetishes: not really. Leather - yes or no?: Don't care but a leather jacket and chaps are nice. BDSM - yes or no?: ohhhhh... it's my joooooooooooOOOOOOB! so, not really. I like dirty and kinky with some dirty laughing smacking around a bit, some bondage, wrestling for control in bed a bit. fun relaxed stuff. Nothing formal, nothing contrived. Have you ever had a one-night stand? yep, a few. How often do you masturbate? oh, almost daily. sometimes twice a day. depends on how FRUSTRATED I am. Are you trimmed, shaved, or completely natural? Brazilian. waxed.