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Old 06-01-2012, 02:17 PM   #8
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Originally Posted by thedivahrrrself View Post
YSK that THIS was my horoscope from The Onion today:

Pisces: Although you dislike your career, you know there are only so many options for a hot, horny housewife who’s waiting breathlessly by her phone.
YSK this was mine:

Sometimes it's useful to be literal-minded, but for the love of God, please stop coming up with new ways to skin a cat.

...frankly it is a good thing somebody mentioned it. Neighbors complaining, etc.


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