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Originally Posted by Hollylane
Oh dear...I can't stop laughing, and I have an umbilical hernia...This is not going to end well...I just know it...
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Stop laughing. Right now.
Oh dear, too late.
Too little too late; a day late and a dollar short. The story of my life summed up right there.
I'm sorry, it seems I've taken your misfortune and make it about me.
I had a client who was so good at this she made it an art form. Here's one particularly amusing example:
Dawn: "Something terrible happened to me at the grocery store yesterday."
Me: "What happened?"
Dawn: "I was standing in line to cash out and the guy in front of me punched the cashier in the face."
Me:
Me: "That must have been horrible for you. More so perhaps for the cashier?"
Dawn: "I was shaking all night. And I had to wait forever to pay for my groceries."