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Originally Posted by stone4play
I'm to the point of EXHAUSTION where I don't want to fix dinner BUT I also don't want to order-in cause THAT would mean I HAVE to get dressed APPROPRIATELY to greet the delivery person! UGH!! 
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Chinese........Chinese is always a good solution for this
So when I flipped on the tv for the news this morning I heard a commercial for Perdue chicken. The went on and on about the "greeness" of their chicken raising. Sounds like they all but tuck the little cluckers into bed at night and read them a story. (a fine change from the growth hormone mosters that they used to put on my local grocery shelves) Anyway he ended the commercial by saying, "At Perdue we are trying to build a better chicken!" I thought....
Better than who? God?
The second comercial was almost as good. They were advertising a sale for the local pool & patio store. 20-50% off. Then they showed a rather average looking patio set and said "This one is 50% off.....it's only $499.99!"
2 minutes into this commercial I turned the tv off
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"The first thing you do is hit them with your forehead...that's how you square somebody up........" and later....... "Da da wants to be healthy for his little girl" Mmmm Hmmm. This reinforces my thought that if I had a son I would not want him to play football.
Chinese........cold leftover Chinese....... it's what's for breakfast