Hanging at the mall after work and this worker is standing at the women's restroom waiting to go in and clean...
attendent: could you use the family rooms please.
me: sure.
attendent: thank you, I have to clean the men's (pause) ummmm women's restroom.
me: (laughs) it's okay!
Then I walk out and stroll down the main walkway of the mall and three teens come out of a store...
teen: OMG (pointing at me) That's a girl!
me: (smirkish glare) are you sure??
