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ruby_woo · 06-11-2012, 12:47 PM

1) I'm sometimes in the bathroom for up to 15 minutes at a time at work. Not because I actually have to use the bathroom for that long, but because I really really hate making bathroom small talk about the weather and your weekend and blahblahblah, and will wait until the place is empty to leave.

2) I can't flirt in person. At all. When I try and flirt, I sound like Ross on that episode of Friends where he tries to flirt with the pizza girl and just ends up talking about gas. "You know, not all gas is odorless..."

3) I crave chocolate croissants from the French bakery near my apartment. I wish I had one now.

4) It takes me days to put away laundry.

5) I'm addicted to text messaging, and get pissy with people who don't text back. Text messaging is also my preferred form of flirting because it gives me time to think of clever things to say. Please see point 2.

06-11-2012, 12:47 PM	#154
ruby_woo Member How Do You Identify?: queer femme Preferred Pronoun?: her/she Relationship Status: single Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 427 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,848 Thanked 1,941 Times in 376 Posts Rep Power: 17615392	1) I'm sometimes in the bathroom for up to 15 minutes at a time at work. Not because I actually have to use the bathroom for that long, but because I really really hate making bathroom small talk about the weather and your weekend and blahblahblah, and will wait until the place is empty to leave. 2) I can't flirt in person. At all. When I try and flirt, I sound like Ross on that episode of Friends where he tries to flirt with the pizza girl and just ends up talking about gas. "You know, not all gas is odorless..." 3) I crave chocolate croissants from the French bakery near my apartment. I wish I had one now. 4) It takes me days to put away laundry. 5) I'm addicted to text messaging, and get pissy with people who don't text back. Text messaging is also my preferred form of flirting because it gives me time to think of clever things to say. Please see point 2.