5 Things You Never Wanted to Know About my Bathroom Stuff:
1. In public restrooms, I will NOT NOT NOT touch the inside door handle without covering my hands with tissue.
2. If someone is pooping in there, I will go to another floor or wait until they are done.
3. If I am pooping in there, I will not come out until everyone has exited.
4. I have to be near death or desperate to poop in a public restroom and then there is an entire procedure I follow before pooping commences.
5. I am actually scared of public bathrooms in the way of evil clowns and ghosts. Public restrooms are creepy to me and look like the perfect place for someone to commit suicide or murder.