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thedivahrrrself · 06-23-2012, 10:27 AM

If I were a butch, I'd totally date me. I have good manners, I know how to treat a lady, I'm relatively chivalrous, and I'm good conversation. Also, I give really awesome gifts. I'd know exactly what kind of jewelry I like.

Me and myself would go see operas, and I'd hold me when Mimi sings her final aria, because I'd know that part always makes me cry. We'd go to the zoo, and I would never mind that I spent so much time watching the otters play with the 50 cent piece I smuggled in just for them.

I'd take myself to museum after museum, and we'd watch every show in the planetarium. We'd travel all kinds of places, and walk everywhere. We love public transportation, and we're not afraid to read a bus map, even in another language.

We'd be a power couple, me and myself. We'd both have our careers and spend a lot of time volunteering. Everyone would remark how nice it must be to have someone with so many similar interests. We'd raise smart, well-rounded children with big hearts.

We would be awesome.

06-23-2012, 10:27 AM	#170
thedivahrrrself Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Queer Sapiosexual Femme Relationship Status: Mrs. Grumpy Cat Tournaments Won: 4 Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: 8,660 feet high in the Andes Posts: 2,640 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 10,519 Thanked 11,657 Times in 2,292 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	If I were a butch, I'd totally date me. I have good manners, I know how to treat a lady, I'm relatively chivalrous, and I'm good conversation. Also, I give really awesome gifts. I'd know exactly what kind of jewelry I like. Me and myself would go see operas, and I'd hold me when Mimi sings her final aria, because I'd know that part always makes me cry. We'd go to the zoo, and I would never mind that I spent so much time watching the otters play with the 50 cent piece I smuggled in just for them. I'd take myself to museum after museum, and we'd watch every show in the planetarium. We'd travel all kinds of places, and walk everywhere. We love public transportation, and we're not afraid to read a bus map, even in another language. We'd be a power couple, me and myself. We'd both have our careers and spend a lot of time volunteering. Everyone would remark how nice it must be to have someone with so many similar interests. We'd raise smart, well-rounded children with big hearts. We would be awesome.