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Originally Posted by Ciaran

I'm starting to get worried that I seem to remind some folk here of a serial killer. Trust me, the only thing I can kill is conversation and, whilst there's a long list of people I'd like to kill, I am scared of blood so that acts as a deterrent.

Although unhappy with the dork image I've now been attached with here, it's slightly better to be thought of as a dork than a serial killer. Dorks tend to wear nicer jumpers and having seen attractive girls flocking around all the nerds in an Apple store recently, maybe it is an image worth cultivating after all even if I don't know my floppy from my hard drive nor what sort of size works best.

I hear serial killers are quite popular with some ladies who enjoy writing them, marrying them and visiting them in Jail for Conjugal Relations. Don't sell them short.

Just a note to any actual serial killers on the site, I am not PERSONALLY one of those ladies.