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Turtle · 07-02-2012, 04:12 PM

Conversation between a mom and a now 26 year old son...

mom - "For real, your father didn't REALLY LET you jump out the second story window into the pool, did he?????"

son - "yes, why do you keep asking me that?"

mom - "Because I can't believe Mr. Safety let you jump out of a second story window into the pool."

son - "Well first he caught me, then he figured we'd been doing it and nothing happened, so he let us keep doing it."

mom - "He LET your friend do it TOO!?"

Sooo, if Ms. Novelafemme would so slide off the roof into a doughboy pool...and my kid is still alive, I suppose I should let this one go???

07-02-2012, 04:12 PM	#10441
Turtle Senior Member How Do You Identify?: A mixity Preferred Pronoun?: whatever Relationship Status: chillin Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: in a really really cute little place Posts: 2,144 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,442 Thanked 4,531 Times in 1,222 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Conversation between a mom and a now 26 year old son... mom - "For real, your father didn't REALLY LET you jump out the second story window into the pool, did he?????" son - "yes, why do you keep asking me that?" mom - "Because I can't believe Mr. Safety let you jump out of a second story window into the pool." son - "Well first he caught me, then he figured we'd been doing it and nothing happened, so he let us keep doing it." mom - "He LET your friend do it TOO!?" Sooo, if Ms. Novelafemme would so slide off the roof into a doughboy pool...and my kid is still alive, I suppose I should let this one go???