[Novelafemme]

Originally Posted by Turtle

Conversation between a mom and a now 26 year old son...

mom - "For real, your father didn't REALLY LET you jump out the second story window into the pool, did he?????"

son - "yes, why do you keep asking me that?"

mom - "Because I can't believe Mr. Safety let you jump out of a second story window into the pool."

son - "Well first he caught me, then he figured we'd been doing it and nothing happened, so he let us keep doing it."

mom - "He LET your friend do it TOO!?"

Sooo, if Ms. Novelafemme would so slide off the roof into a doughboy pool...and my kid is still alive, I suppose I should let this one go???

Yes. Yes you should. Amen and Thank You.