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Originally Posted by NJFemmie
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This reminds me of a story my oldest wrote when she was 5 titled,
Why I Love Whores. Only, she meant it to say
Why I Love HORSES!
Reason 1: Because I love to brush their long, flowing hair.
Reason 2: Because I can ride them forever and they don't get tired.
Reason 3: Because they look shiny when they're wet.