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Originally Posted by Ciaran
After many years of limp performance between the sheets, it's been my long-term dream to send bolts of shock through the system of an attractive lady. Alas, I wasn't hoping for it to be the case in these precise circumstances ..... it's true what they say - the world does work in mysterious ways.
Tell you one thing, the next time that I pray for a dream to come true, I'll be a bit more literal.
not look particularly attractive and I may not be turned on by her sexually ... but if she's happy to do my laundry, I'd probably be happy enough to make out with her, even if I have to close my eyes
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But Ciaran, dear, you made no mention of an attractive lady in your scenario. You spoke of one not particularly attractive but whom you'd snog, tightly-lidded, were she a willing taker of your sweaty vests, stiff socks and skid-marked knickers. (I did indeed take a liberty there!)
I only take issue with this because me being such the lover of all things freshly stacked on the bed, and a proud domestic goddess, I would say your standard in seeking a spic-and-span oriented companion/housekeeper-with-benefits, may prove to be too narrow. We, the alluring head-of-household-type are a rare breed, but we do exist. You may want to broaden your scope, branch out a bit dear, explore their native habitat more closely, maybe? (Pack plenty of water...cologne is not suggested.)
And, I have found it best to ask for exactly what I want in prayer.
Good thing is that even when you get results you may not have been expecting on the first try, simply try, try again. Seems as though someone up there has quite the sense of humor.
~Bleu
