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Old 07-07-2012, 04:59 PM   #964
Ciaran
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Originally Posted by Bleu View Post
But is the friend a celestial domestic being sublimely combining skill, poise and prowess? I suppose being on an adventure at Yosemite, her domestic talents might matter not, more on the lines of hunting and gathering, fire pit skills and wound care. And certainly the 13,000 ft that Mt. Lyell boasts might certainly be a new height...unless she's a sherpa. (Sherpas often have such baggage.) LOL!If so, you may have to work a little harder.

Just remember the air thins out quite a bit at the elevation.
Um. You've given me quite a lot to consider. Two things in particular. The first is what I'm looking for in a femme. Until now, I was under the impression that it was just sex appeal and highly skilled domestic abilities. Unfortunately, I now realise that I also need someone who can do the manual work and, importantly, protect me from bugs and insects and such like. For example, as a metrosexual, I cannot risk damaging my nails by helping to erect a tent or to carrying heavy loads. No way.

My ideal femme will hopefully do all of that stuff .... I don't believe in rigid gender sterotypes where the "guy" does all the heavy work and the "girl" does all the other chores. I'm simply happy for the girl to do all of it.

The second thing is more of a concern - whether I'll be able to "put up" in the heightened altitude. If I don't have the physical stamina, I'll need to either a) disappoint or b) feign a headache.



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ps: I'll pray again too, for good measure.
Bleu - your prayers are much appreciated.

I've just said another prayer to God where I've asked him to bring me a woman who is a "looker". However, I've a really strong Northern Irish accent so I'm now concerned that he thinks I want a women who is a "lurker". Time will tell .......

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