A conversation with someone unfamiliar with True Blood (during the scene where Sookie is helping Eric, Bill and Alcide search for Russell):
Her: Who's that? Is he into the blonde or what?
Me: That's Eric, he's a vampire. He was with Sookie last season and still wants her.
Her: And who's that?
Me: That's Vampire Bill, her ex. He still wants her too.
Her: And who's that?
Me: That's Alcide, he's a werewolf. He's wanted Sookie for a while, but tonight was the closest he's gotten.
Her: Jeez, does every freak on this show want to have sex with the blonde?
Me: Well, yeah, she's a fairy.
Her: ......
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I don't deserve any credit for turning the other cheek as my tongue is always in it. ~Flannery O'Connor
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