Timed Out
How Do You Identify?: Permanently Banned 10/24/2010
Preferred Pronoun?: She.
Relationship Status: Married (one of 18,000)
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Atascadero, CA
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Happy Birthday Plato
Dear Plato,
It's official. You got your AARP card and have woken up half a century young today. The second half is always the best baby, and I know that will be true for you.
This year is going to be a stellar year for you! It will be filled with recognized dreams, good love, a child off to college, and a wife that adores you.
The kids are all excited that you are that much closer to the senior discount at IHOP.
I love you darling. Happy, Happy Birthday.
Adoringly,
Your Wifey who does not think you are REALLY fifty, just 49.95, plus tax!
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