You just HAD to be there!!
Words on this screen will NOT do tonight's ROFLMAO, BUST-A-GUT, PEE-YOUR-PANTS-LAUGHING-SO-HARD, HOLDING-YOUR-RIBS, CRACKING-UP, FAMILY-BONDING, FUNNY SHIT any justice! But I'll try to give you a vision of what happened in short story...
At a Chinese Buffet Restaurant:
Me sitting at one side of table
Anonymous Brother (that I haven't seen in a few months) sitting beside me
Anonymous Friend (to save them additional embarrassment) sitting on other side of table from Brother...
Discussion ensues about Brother's new teeth and how they don't fit...
I lean over, put my arm around Brother and say "I'm sorry, when I first saw you after surgery, I thought you looked like Mr. Ed! "...
Just as Friend took a drink of their ice water...
Brother says "I KNOW, I look like Mr. Ed and that's what I told the Dentist!!!!"
Friend BUSTED OUT, spewing water out all over the table and up their nose!! Friend grabs napkins to hide their face just in time for me to see water drops on their nose!!
HOLY FREEKIN HANNAH!!! WE LAUGHED SO HARD!!!
Then Brother says "I told Dentist I looked like Mr. Ed...*him stomping foot on floor like a horse*..."then I told her I look like something out of Planet of the Apes!! *him swinging his arms like a Gorilla* !!!
HERE WE GO AGAIN!!! BUST MY RIBS LAUGHING!! Friend nearly tipped the table laughing so hard!!
Everyone in restaurant looking at us like we're NUTTS!!
Neither one of us have laughed that hard in a long time!!
If my Brother was a stand-up comedian... I'd make him share his fortune!!
And it was him mocking a horse and gorilla that really got me!!