YSK that five minutes ago I found the reeses peanut butter cup I "misplaced" last night.
YSK... I secretly celebrated that no kids were awake to make me share it.
YSK that I carefully tiptoed into the kitchen,and got a glass of milk.
YSK that I sprinted back to my room, laughing maniacally....
....... Only to discover I had been sitting on the peanut butter cup.
YSK not only does it look like I pooped myself, but also on my antique velvety green "little like me" sectional sofa.
YSK that's what I get for being greedy.