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Little Fish · 07-14-2012, 12:47 PM

8yo Mancub found jumping on the bed.

Me: Well it's clear to me we have to go to the doctor next week.
Boy: (between jumps) why....Mom...my...I....feel...fine....
Me: because I say "get dressed and brush your teeth" but you hear "this would be an excellent time to jump on the bed in my underpants and drive my mother insane!!!"
Boy: (laughs-still jumping) o...Kay...Mom...my...I'll....go ....with....you...(he starts to giggle)....if.....you're....good.....you'll....get .....a......sticker!!
Me: Dude. You did not just play me like that....(laughing)
Boy: oh yes I did!!! (laughing)
Me: I'll give you $500 if you brush your teeth and put on some clothes.
Boy: REALLY?!?!
Me: No, not really. But I will feed you breakfast. And stop jumping on that bed or Ill duct tape you to the chair.
Boy: oh yeah, I hated that....worst 5 minutes ever...

07-14-2012, 12:47 PM	#241
Little Fish Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: female ones, will also respond to babe, boi and Romeo Relationship Status: Happy :-) Join Date: May 2012 Location: apearldiver@gmail.com Posts: 349 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,655 Thanked 1,886 Times in 321 Posts Rep Power: 21474849	Hearing Check may be required....whaaa...???? 8yo Mancub found jumping on the bed. Me: Well it's clear to me we have to go to the doctor next week. Boy: (between jumps) why....Mom...my...I....feel...fine.... Me: because I say "get dressed and brush your teeth" but you hear "this would be an excellent time to jump on the bed in my underpants and drive my mother insane!!!" Boy: (laughs-still jumping) o...Kay...Mom...my...I'll....go ....with....you...(he starts to giggle)....if.....you're....good.....you'll....get .....a......sticker!! Me: Dude. You did not just play me like that....(laughing) Boy: oh yes I did!!! (laughing) Me: I'll give you $500 if you brush your teeth and put on some clothes. Boy: REALLY?!?! Me: No, not really. But I will feed you breakfast. And stop jumping on that bed or Ill duct tape you to the chair. Boy: oh yeah, I hated that....worst 5 minutes ever...