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Originally Posted by Little Fish
8yo Mancub found jumping on the bed.
Me: Well it's clear to me we have to go to the doctor next week.
Boy: (between jumps) why....Mom...my...I....feel...fine....
Me: because I say "get dressed and brush your teeth" but you hear "this would be an excellent time to jump on the bed in my underpants and drive my mother insane!!!"
Boy: (laughs-still jumping) o...Kay...Mom...my...I'll....go ....with....you...(he starts to giggle)....if.....you're....good.....you'll....get .....a......sticker!!
Me: Dude. You did not just play me like that....(laughing)
Boy: oh yes I did!!! (laughing)
Me: I'll give you $500 if you brush your teeth and put on some clothes.
Boy: REALLY?!?!
Me: No, not really. But I will feed you breakfast. And stop jumping on that bed or Ill duct tape you to the chair.
Boy: oh yeah, I hated that....worst 5 minutes ever...
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laughed so hard I fell off my chair... no really I did.
